Taylor Swift Had An America Party


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Since Taylor Swift wants to live high school forever, she threw a Fourth of July party with all of the white girls she’s cultivated and pulled into her orbit like Gigi Hadid, Cara Delevingne, Ruby Rose, Karlie Kloss, and..Blake Lively for some reason. She must be new. Selena Gomez wasn’t there, because I assume she’s Mexican and this wasn’t the holiday for that. Tom Hiddleston was there, still being a 90s R&B song begging for vagina. Ryan Reynolds was also there so he wouldn’t get fined. He looks like he’s calculating how fast he could bleed out before anyone noticed.