Tom Hiddleston Is In Grave Danger
I think if you stand still long enough, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston might show up, because in the last 13 days, they’ve been in to Rhode Island, NYC, Nashville, UK, and Rome. 13 days. Thirteen. And each time, Taylor Swift knew exactly were the camera was pointed and what matching outfits she and Tom were gonna wear the next day. What would you think happens next? You know.
Taylor even told her best friends some big news recently. “She texted her close friends and said, ‘I think I am in love and I never felt this way before!'”
But I don’t think that one went through the proper chain of command and made Taylor look like a death row dog whenever a person walks by, so they changed it up the next day.
“They have fallen for each other very quickly,” says the source. “They’re very close for people who have only been dating for a couple of weeks.”
Whew. Glad they cleared that up. Also glad they added that last sentence to continue to push the THEY’VE ONLY BEEN DATING FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS SERIOUSLY SHE DID’NT CHEAT ON CALVIN HARRIS AND ALL THESE TRIPS WERE JUST SPUR OF THE MOMENT ADVENTUREs LIKE THOSE QUOTES ON INSTAGRAM WHERE THE GIRL IS HOLDING THE DUDE’S HAND AND THE DUDE IS ALSO HOLDING THE CAMERA SO HE CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF THEIR HANDS WHILE THEY WALK AND IN NO WAY WERE THESE TRIPS PLANNED AHEAD OF TIME IN MAY WHEN THEY WERE TEXTING EACH OTHER WHILE CALVIN WAS IN THE BATHROOM.
We get it. It’s true love. People are also saying Tom Hiddleston is using Taylor Swift for the James Bond role, you wouldn’t date a chick that would temp for James Bond’s secretary. James Bond would’ve left Taylor Swift’s ass in Nashville with some Uber credits and a bento box. Tom Hiddleston is just stuck in a 15-year old girl’s post right now that’s being reblogged until he dies.