Amber Heard Is Selling Her Johnny Depp Abuse Pics To Tabloids Now

To be fair, the pure insanity of Amber Heard’s monthly expenses make her a gold digger as much as these pics make Johnny Depp a wife beater, but her legal team’s tactic of “give up the money or else” fucked up fast and is now picking up speed. Because today, People Magazine has Amber Heard domestic violence pics all over their site. Pictures taken by “a friend of Heard’s”. Pictures from a domestic violence call that LAPD said was news to them. Pictures of a woman who didn’t report this in order to “protect her privacy“.  I assume that plan has changed somewhat.

Also, there’s more else. Amber Heard’s friend told Page Six that Johnny Depp tried to kill Heard with a pillow once. 

“I got to her apartment to find her with a cut and bruised lip, a swollen eye and a chunk of hair missing from the top of her head,” the friend recalled. “This incident really stuck with me because she confided in me that day that she feared for her life after an intoxicated Johnny tried to suffocate her with a pillow…I have personally witnessed the aftermath of Johnny Depp’s violent and abusive behavior towards her on many occasions,” the confidante said of Heard, 30.

Granted, even if your wife filed for divorce three days after your mom died then hits you up for $10K a month for “entertainment, gifts, and vacation“, she doesn’t deserve to get suffocated in her sleep. We can all agree on that. We can also agree that this friend never saw Johnny Depp. We can also agree that Heard’s lawyers threatened Depp to pay up so their divorce “wouldn’t turn into a media firestorm“. They also said yesterday that Depp’s decision to not open his wallet has made them “‘forced” to speak to police to “set the record straight'”.  One would think the best time to set the record straight during a domestic violence call would be when the cops show up and your abuser isn’t there, but perhaps she was just waiting for the right moment. I think she was allowing people to mourn the loss of Harambe before she replied to People‘s email. Respect.