Jessica Simpson And Her Bikini Remembered Those Who Have Fallen

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You might not know the difference between Memorial Day and Veterans Day, and you might think disagreeing with war means you have to disagree with the men and women who fight in them, so let me clear this up — Memorial Day is the one where you can stay drunk for a whole day in or around a small to large body of water filled with chicks in bikinis. There’s also usually a grill. Veteran’s Day is in the fall like in November. I feel like I should say something about Jessica Simpson in all this, but I think I just did sorta, right?