Jessica Chastain Did Cannes
We can still talk about the Woody Allen stuff until something else gets us mad, but try not to let the fact that Jessica Chastain is also at Cannes get lost in the discussion. Because this what her hot ass looks like when she’s on a red carpet. If she sees a red carpet, she’s on it. Then she finds another one making your dress wish it was on her. Goddamn, why hasn’t Warner Bros. announced a Jessica Chastain Walking Down Red Carpets franchise yet? The fuck, man?