Well Played, Brian Austin Green

Megan Fox kinda let everybody know who her baby daddy was last week, and it’s Brian Austin Green. Brian Austin Green. He gets to blow in Megan Fox and cash an alimony check. We probably shouldn’t make fun of him anymore. He’s smart enough to know that taking a hormonal and hungry pregnant lady to the farmer’s market is always a good choice. Her ass and boobs look to be twice their normal size. Maybe we should start considering making Brian Austin Green Day a federally recognized holiday.