Megan Fox Doesn’t Need Maury

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Yeah, so yesterday we all learned that Megan Fox is pregnant with her third kid. Then we saw all the speculation that came with that, so Megan Fox posted this on Instagram to clear up any confusion. The good news is that my picture isn’t up there so you never know. The bad news is that she was out with Brian Austin Green yesterday. So he’s probably the dad. Or me. It could still be me. My semen is sentient and has the power to travel great distances.



Megan Fox TMNT Germany

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    (Photo by Luca Teuchmann/Getty Images)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    (Photo by Luca Teuchmann/Getty Images)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International).

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International).

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Luca Teuchmann/Getty Images)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Luca Teuchmann/Getty Images)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Luca Teuchmann/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Luca Teuchmann/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Target Presse Agentur Gmbh/WireImage)

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International).

  • Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.

    Fox attends the Berlin photocall for the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on October 5, 2014 in Berlin, Germany.
    (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures International).
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