Anne Hathaway Had Her Kid, Named Him ‘Jonathan Rosebanks’

Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway had her first kid earlier tonight with her husband who designs monocles.  She once said this about him when they were dating:

“I’m so delighted by my boyfriend. He’s all the things you want a partner to be. I so find joy in his presence.”

So you know right there the sex probably wasn’t fun, but God didn’t intend it to be fun, heathens. You gotta begat. 

The Intern star welcomed her first child, a baby boy, with husband Adam Shulman on Thursday, March 24, PEOPLE confirms. The couple have named their son Jonathan Rosebanks Shulman.

You don’t pick a name like this unless you’re trying to honor some dead relative or whatever, but the kid sounds like he’ll grow up to be a land developer with at least one orphanage and free clinic in escrow.

I don’t think this hike was Anne’s idea. No way.