So The Ashley Graham Thing Happened


Confidence is my golden rule. Have you seen my new #SwimSexy campaign with @swimsuitsforall in @SI_Swimsuit?

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So obese overweight plus-sized “curvy” model Ashley Graham is in the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. What a time to be alive at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Let me preface this by saying, good for her. I mean, really. Good for her. If guys tell you your sexy at last call and you can turn that into a modeling career by preaching positive body image while simultaneously inferring that women who are naturally thin aren’t real, then go ahead, girlfriend. Treat yourself to that third Cook-Out tray then put on that bikini. Maybe one day your example will help a child born without arms to play in the NBA, because he feels like he can. Remember, it’s all about how you feel on the inside that’s important. Let that be a valuable lesson to all of you.