As we found out yesterday, it appears Gavin Rossdale actually was banging the nanny for three years and got busted because he didn’t understand cloud technology. That shit will get you every time. It also appears the nanny, Mindy Mann, is psychotic and might cut out pictures of Gwen Stefani and tape them on her wall that’s surrounded by candles and possibly goat blood.
Photographs posted on Facebook by Mindy Mann, the nanny alleged to have had a three-year affair with Bush Rocker Gavin Rossdale, show the 20-something in a series of poses that are creepily similar to her superstar boss Gwen Stefani. Wearing lookalike black rimmed glasses, a bandana in her platinum hair and striking a pose with the rock couple’s seven-year-old son Zuma, the Australian nanny has created eerie matches of photos of her superstar boss.
I don’t wanna say that Gwen Stefani should buy a gun or a cyborg werewolf to follow her around, but every time she turns the corner now she’s gotta worry about Miranda Lambert with a broken bottle of Jim Beam and a nanny who wants to skin her and wear her as a suit to feel alive. Blake Shelton has a tractor so maybe she could incorporate that somehow.
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Singer Gwen Stefani attends the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Singer Gwen Stefani attends the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Singer Gwen Stefani attends the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Singer Gwen Stefani attends the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Gwen Stefani arrives at the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Gwen Stefani arrives at the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Gwen Stefani arrives at the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Gwen Stefani arrives at the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Gwen Stefani arrives at the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Gwen Stefani arrives at the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Gwen Stefani arrives for the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Gwen Stefani arrives for the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Singer Gwen Stefani attends the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Singer Gwen Stefani attends the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Gwen Stefani arrives for the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 29: Gwen Stefani arrives for the 2015 UCLA Neurosurgery Visionary Ball at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel on October 29, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Gabriel Olsen/WireImage)
