Here’s Ariana Grande’s New Album Cover

Ariana Grande Focus

Ariana Grande has a new album coming out, and I guess it’s gonna be a lesson in capitalism, because America hates her. But America generally hates anything that’s brown that doesn’t wear a flag pin or doesn’t believe Jesus was a fan of the free market. Either way, I’m sure it will  sell more than Nick Jonas’ last album, because even though Ariana is brown, at least she’s not gay. God hated gay people so much he forgot to put it in the Ten Commandments.