Courtney Stodden Is Pretending To Be Pregnant

Courtney Stodden

She tried the sex tape, that didn’t work. So there’s isn’t much Courtney Stodden can do now to make people remember who she is besides sucking off a horse on stage at the next Presidential debate, so she has to call the paparazzi to take pictures of her buying a pregnancy test. Of course she’s not really pregnant, because if she was, her husband’s dick would have had a GoPro on it and we would have seen it on Vimeo by now.