Yeah So, Um, Miranda Lambert Is Pregnant

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert filed for divorce because Blake Shelton said she was cheating. Then Miranda Lambert said he was cheating. It’s all very confusing. What’s not confusing is how babies are made. And somebody put a baby in Miranda Lambert because Miranda Lambert is pregnant. It’s supposedly Blake’s baby, because nothing goes better with constant arguing and resentment than sex. So either Blake cheated then got Miranda pregnant, or Miranda cheated and got pregnant by a player to be named later. This is pretty much all you need to know about country music. That and the fact it has a lot of songs about hanging out around rivers.