Lindsey Pelas Loves America

Every 4th of July bikini picture you have sen today are meaningless and have no value, because Lindsey Pelas wore this. There’s no other women around her, mostly because no other woman would willingly be in the same picture as Lindsey Pelas when Lindsey Pelas is wearing a bikini like this. I’m pretty okay with our government droning children if that means she can wear a bikini like this. I think it all balances out anyway because Americans put mortar tubes on their heads and die when they get too much into character.