Charlize Theron And Sean Penn Split Up
Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are both insufferable assholes in their respective private lives (yes, Charlize is a huge bitch. Look it up), so I’m surprised they made it year and half. Sorry, I’m still angry about this Charleston shooting.
Sean Penn and his fiancee Charlize Theron have a called it quits after nearly a year and a half together, multiple sources exclusively confirm to Us Weekly. One insider tells Us that the high-profile pair, who got together in December 2013, decided that their romance was over following their most recent jaunt to the Cannes Film Festival in the south of France. The source tells Us that Theron, 39, was the one to break things off with the fellow Oscar winner.
Sean Penn tried to be Liam Neeson in The Gunman, yet the woman he wanted to marry was the bigger action star this year in Mad Max: Two Hour Chase Scene. Was this the reason? Or did Charlize realize Sean Penn’s face looks like something a Native American tribe plans to use later? Possibly to carry tobacco in.