You Could Have Bought Emily Ratajkowski’s Used Thong For $50
A Craigslist ad (that got deleted as I was writing this) was trying to sell you Emily Ratajkowski‘s used thong for $50. The guy who posted it said he didn’t bang her, so I guess that decreases it’s value? I’d pay $50 to see her actually wear a thong, so I know some Christian pastor would have paid at least $500 for it. Even if he had a profile on Grindr, he can probably appreciate fun and flirty fashion.