Sorry if you’ve eaten already, but here’s Miley Cyrus performing Khia’s 2002 hit “My Neck, My Back” at the Adult Swim party in NYC last night dressed as a ratchet butterfly who delivers meth. I don’t know if she just needs a hug or to fall asleep in a meeting with Kim Jong Un, but something has gone horribly wrong here. The video says this is “raunchy”, but it’s hard to get excited about the prospect of licking the crack of something that probably smells like a diaper in a Popeye’s bathroom. Pretty much the only thing I want to do to Miley Cyrus’ neck is to see how it holds up in the back of a Baltimore police van.
Miley Cyrus Adult Swim Party
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Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 13: Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5 on May 13, 2015 in New York City. 25515_002_978.JPG (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tuner)
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Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 13: Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5 on May 13, 2015 in New York City. 25515_002_1033.JPG (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tuner)
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Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 13: Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5 on May 13, 2015 in New York City. 25515_002_1033.JPG (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tuner)
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Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 13: Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5 on May 13, 2015 in New York City. 25515_002_830.JPG (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tuner)
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NEW YORK, NY - MAY 05: Miley Cyrus is seen on May 5, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Alo Ceballos/GC Images)
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Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 05: Miley Cyrus is seen on May 5, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Alo Ceballos/GC Images)
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Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 05: Miley Cyrus is seen on May 5, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Alo Ceballos/GC Images)
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Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 05: Miley Cyrus is seen on May 5, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Alo Ceballos/GC Images)
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Miley Cyrus performs at the 2015 Adult Swim Upfront Party at Terminal 5
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 04: Miley Cyrus arrives to the "China: Through The Looking Glass" Costume Institute Benefit Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 4, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/GC Images)
