RIP Miley Cyrus (1992 – 2015)

Sorry if you’ve eaten already, but here’s Miley Cyrus performing Khia’s 2002 hit “My Neck, My Back” at the Adult Swim party in NYC last night dressed as a ratchet butterfly who delivers meth. I don’t know if she just needs a hug or to fall asleep in a meeting with Kim Jong Un, but something has gone horribly wrong here. The video says this is “raunchy”, but it’s hard to get excited about the prospect of licking the crack of something that probably smells like a diaper in a Popeye’s bathroom. Pretty much the only thing I want to do to Miley Cyrus’ neck is to see how it holds up in the back of a Baltimore police van.