Miley Cyus Is Single As Well

Look, if I’m Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son and I’m rich as hell and have abs, I’m not really sure why I’d talk to Miley Cyrus other than to ask her where her hot friends are. Patrick Schwarzenegger was rubbing against all kinds of hot vagina in Cabo last month, and let’s be honest. Why wouldn’t he? Please remember that he’s been dating Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger appeared to be mending their relationship after going through a tough time last month, but a source confirms to PEOPLE the couple have broken up.  “It’s not a break,” says a source close to the couple. “It’s done.”  By all accounts, the split is amicable. (Reps did not immediately respond for comment.)  “They’re just in two different places in their lives – he’s in college and she’s focused on her music and career,”

There’s only so many times you can walk in on your girlfriend smoking weed and twerking instead of shaving her armpits and taking her medication. Maybe 4/20 was just too much for Patrick. I’m sure Miley is a sweet girl and would lick your ass while she’s blowing you, but at some point you’d have to look up and see her face. Some things just aren’t worth it.