Paris Hilton Is Still Doing Things

You’d think Paris Hilton would get a residual check every time an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs since Kim was her lapdog before she took a load in the mouth on camera per her mother’s instructions, but Paris got rich and famous the American way: she was born. Anyway, here’s a bunch of pics of Paris at an event in a dress that Kim might be able to get over one leg. Maybe. And only if part of her leg was amputated.