Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Want To Date Anybody In Hollywood Anymore

Lindsay Lohan is on the cover and gets interviewed in the spring 2015 issue of something called Homme Style magazine, where she says she doesn’t want to hahaha just read it. Good stuff, good stuff.

“I haven’t really thought about it in a while, I’ve been so focused on my career,” Lohan, 28, tells Homme Style magazine of her love life. “At this time, I’d probably have to say someone not in show business, maybe a businessman.”

I appreciate the level of whatever mental illness Lindsay has that makes her think anybody in Hollywood actually wants to date her and she just doesn’t want to be bothered. Another scenario would be that everybody in Hollywood has already been balls deep in her mouth already, but don’t like having to drop lock their coke up in a vault at the bottom of the ocean whenever she comes over. She should totally try to date a LA businessman. Maybe she’ll get a tan and some free oranges from the back of his truck when she visits him at work.