Rihanna Is A Great Singer

Let me preface this by saying that Rihanna is very pretty and “ft. Rihanna” has probably been the most written phrase since 2010 besides “sorry my phone died”.  I’d just rather not look at her while she sings live, because that would mean I’d have to sit through her performance of “American Oxygen” at the March Madness Festival. To be honest, I’d rather hear Frank Kaminsky say “fuck that nigga” on that bridge in Selma.