Megan Fox Got Weird In Harper’s Bazaar

Hey, remember when Megan Fox was on here everyday? Good times. Now she’s on the cover of the April 2015 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. And being on the cover means they also stuck a microphone in her face and let her speak. That’s always fun. (via ONTD)

Interview Highlights:

Knows she is viewed as attention seeking by the general public, doesn’t care.

Quentin Tarantino told her he liked her performance in Jennifer’s Body.

She had no idea what she was doing in her career or as an actress when she filmed Transformers

She hates the red carpet. It’s high stress and she feels like a mannequin.

She doesn’t stress about her career and follows her intuition

Isn’t a harsh parent; thinks of herself as an expansive force in her children’s lives. She believes she can learn from them as they can learn from her.

Her son Noah loves to wear kimonos

She likes to feel magical and dress “tribal” because she’s 1/16th Cherokee

Nothing will destroy my undying love for Megan Fox, but it’s always interesting to listen to someone from another planet with their head so far up their own ass and call it self-awareness. She probably has a book on tape about how to achieve Moshka but couldn’t tell you how much a gallon of costs. But the most depressing thing about this article is that she’s 1/16th Cherokee. There goes the pickup line I’ve been saving I guess.