Good God In Heaven

Although I’d prefer this hair, that doesn’t really matter at this point because Hilary Duff wore this dress yesterday. She could have on a Leatherface mask and needless to say my face would be stuck to her vagina like napalm. She’d probably be running down the street too like those Vietnamese kids in those pictures when you Google “napalm”. Don’t know why they were crying, they were covered in democracy.