Taylor Swift’s Cat Drives Up Insurance Premiums

Taylor Swift Legs


Much like libertarians, cats are malevolent and narcissistic sociopaths who serve their own needs and self-interests while the support system they’re indifferent to cleans up their shit. This is why most people hate cats. Anyway, Taylor Swift‘s cat scratched up her leg while she was trying to pet it. When asked why, the cat replied, “Deregulate the health-care industry and eliminate subsidies to the sick. Subsidies promote dependency, that’s why we must abolish Medicare and Medicaid. The free market will allow prices to fall once private insurers no longer have to provide insurance to those who might need it.”