Taylor Swift Insured Her Legs For $40M
$40M may seem like a lot, but Ndamukong Suh is way fatter and just cashed a $60M check. I’m glad to see that we as a society are doing more not to reinforce and promote unrealistic body types.
How much are Taylor Swift’s legs worth? Apparently $40 million. The “Blank Space” singer has reportedly taken extreme measures to make sure that she doesn’t lose everything if she was unable to dance on stage. Her team has allegedly looked into insuring the songwriter’s legs just in case something bad happened during one of her routines, a source told The National Enquirer. “It seems like a ludicrous sum, but if something was to happen to her legs, Swift wouldn’t be able to give her signature stage performances,” the source told the gossip weekly. “Her $200 million career would be in big trouble.”
I was hoping Taylor Swift would do this before we started dating, because after we make love for the first time she’ll be in full body traction for a few months. But that’s okay. Her mouth will be free while her legs and pelvis recover. Did that sound creepy? I feel that the world will think sounded creepy, but what does the world know of love?