Settle Down, Lindsay
Lindsay Lohan posted this pic to Instagram this weekend. Why? Not sure. Oh I know. If you are a distinguished gentleman looking for a sophisticated lady, look no further. Her intellect will amaze, her beauty will entice, and her charm will intrigue you. She has the wonderful ability to bring smiles to the company she keeps, and she finds great satisfaction in knowing she has left you feeling totally pampered and special. If you find sexy, flirty fun as your cup of tea, please don’t hesitate to contact her. Why wait any longer to enjoy her one-of-a-kind companionship? She’s ready for you, but are you ready for her ?
She looks forward to hearing from you soon. Until then……
- $350* 1 hour
- $500* 90 min
- $650* 2 hours
- $925* 3 hours
(* = fee can be paid in coke and/or a role in a SAG film)