Charlotte McKinney Didn’t Play This Right

Charlotte McKinney is what Kate Upton was supposed to look like, but Kate Upton came first, so we’re all kinda over blondes with huge tits for right now. And after seeing Kate Upton’s leaked nudes, it will take a while for the image of her beat up vagina to be cleaned from our collective consciousness. That being said, Charlotte McKinney was in a Super Bowl commercial and now she’s on a show that uses the word “stars” liberally:  Dancing With The Stars. She’d make more if she skipped this and went straight to being a featured dancer in Ft. Lauderdale. Look, don’t make this more difficult than it needs to be, Charlotte.