Jessica Simpson Did A Fifty Shades Of Grey Thing Or Whatever

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Just like it’s target demographic, the married, white mother whose prime has long  past, Jessica Simpson reenacted Fifty Shades of Grey with her husband Eric Johnson on Instagram. She called it “FIFTY SHADES OF JOHNSON”, but these pics aren’t of her kneeling on a tarp surrounded by cocks of different ethnicity, so maybe she should have thought of a better name that didn’t have a built in joke.

 

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