Anna Kendrick Has No Time For Your Naked Selfies, Ladies
I have no patience for naked selfie shaming, but Anna Kendrick went on Conan last night to shame all the lovely women with messed up rooms. So every woman on the planet basically.
“It’s always girls taking naked pictures in the mirror, and their room behind them is a disaster.” She doubled down on this point while talking to Conan, explaining that if she were a guy, she’d be like, “Nice abs, girl. But put that bowl of moldy Captain Crunch in the sink, first.”
Anna Kendrick kinda looks like a shaved mouse in the face, but she has kinda big boobs and can kinda act and would probably be a pinup if the patriarchy was run by 25-year old baristas who called their moms four times a day. I honestly don’t know where I was going with this, so I’ll just hit publish now. In Word Press, it’s a really big blue button, so you can’t miss it.