Iggy Azalea Didn’t Win Shit

Iggy Azalea is a white girl from Australia who magically has a blaccent when she “raps”, and claims she is universally hated because she has a vagina. But remember in her last interview when she said “awards season” helps her deal with her “haters”? Well, she didn’t win shit last night at the Grammys, where she was up for Best Rap Album of the Year. This is probably the best thing happen to civil rights in this country since Air Jordans. And we’re not even going to talk about her hair today. Last time I saw something like that, it was glazed and came with a free coffee.