Hannah Davis Is Your New SI Swimsuit Cover Model

Hannah Davis was unveiled as the 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, thereby raising Derek Jeter’s lifetime batting average. She’s super hot, of course, but since she’s dating Jeter, her test results might be as well. Either way, I’m glad not to see Kate Upton again and I wonder if Jeter says “I’m sliding into home” every time they have sex. That would probably kinda funny the first time but not as much after that.