Jennifer Aniston Thought This Might Help
Jennifer Aniston‘s name wasn’t even mentioned at the Golden Globes, but she got nominated for a Critics’ Choice Award for Cake, so she showed up in this suit thing I guess hoping it was change her luck. It didn’t. She didn’t win anything. But Birdman won basically everything, and Guardians of the Galaxy beat American Sniper for Best Action Movie, so that was pretty cool. I think because nobody in Guardians of the Galaxy had PTSD. Nobody wants to see that. I paid $11 for this shit, why you gotta bring the room down with all that?