Taylor Swift Made Your Ball Drop

Some weird and horrific shit happened in 2014, like Iggy Azalea and police running wild in the streets like it’s Training Day, but it’s safe to say the year belonged to Taylor Swift. She doesn’t have an ass to shake, but she outsold everybody who had to shake theirs to sell albums. And she more than likely went down on Karlie Kloss on several occasions in 2014. So who better to ring in the new year, than a bisexual woman who doesn’t need to get naked to sell a million records in a week? Sounds like progress to me.