I’d Like To Carry Ariana Grande Around Like A Baby

There’s been a lot of vicious lies that have spread about my pocket-sized, ponytail bae queen, Ariana Grande,  and the latest one is her diva demands now insist that she be carried around like a baby when she’s tired. Um, naturally.

Ariana Grande does NOT demand to be carried around like a baby when she’s tired, despite a new tabloid report that’s testing Gossip Cop’s patience and sanity. It comes from In Touch, an outlet that’s constantly shrieking about how successful women including Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are all “divas. Star recently (and falsely) claimed that Grande forced an assistant to feed her water through a straw at an event. It looks like In Touch set out to up the ante. “Her new rule is that she has to be carried — literally carried like a baby — when she doesn’t feel like walking,” a so-called “source” tells the outlet. “She says that she doesn’t want her precious feet to hit the floor.” This unidentified person alleges to have seen staffers lift Grande during a recent music video shoot and at rehearsals for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, saying, “Everyone was stunned. Ariana is such a diva.”

If Ariana Grande is tired, who wouldn’t want to pick her up and carry her around? Why should her precious feet touch the floor? I’ll sign up for this job. Her legs would be over my shoulders all the time, so she could save a lot of money of shoes.