Paris Hilton Looks Like This Now

They say time heals all wounds except herpes (and let’s not forget Paris Hilton has herpes), but if I was about two bottles of red wine in, I’d probably take my chances if she kept the dress on. Anyway, Miley Cyrus made out with Paris Hilton this weekend, but it was more of what regular chicks do at 3am at the bar when they aren’t getting enough attention. Unlike, Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss. Their love is true and real oh god plz let be real.