Jennifer Lawrence Is A Fairy Tale Princess

It seems like only last month that Jennifer Lawrence was taking vagina selfies for Nicolas Hoult and synching them to her iCloud, but last night she was at the LA premiere of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 Because We Have To Make A Part 2 Because 2 Movies Make More Money That One Movie. She’s made a point to cover up a lot more lately, and I guess that happens when your boobs are put on the Internet by some dudes who understand Apple’s vulnerabilities. But Apple’s greatest vulnerability is probably pancreatic cancer and the length of their phone chargers.