Unlike Kim Kardashian or Kanye West, Taylor Swift sold a million albums in a week, so you can see that she has a pretty good reason to show up to Good Morning America because she’s actually promoting something. Like I said, I haven’t been to sleep, but I listened to her whole album last night and my only issue with it is that the download didn’t include a hairbrush and a table. God, I need sleep. If Paper really wanted to break the Internet, they’d put Taylor Swift’s ass on the cover because only like six people have ever seen it. Maybe seven. The chick is flawless. If I was a serial killer, I’d totally make lamps out of her legs and display them in a prominent place in my home.
Taylor Swift GMA NYC
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Taylor Swift
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 11: Singer Taylor Swift enters the "Good Morning America" taping at the ABC Times Square Studios on November 11, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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Taylor Swift
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 11: Singer Taylor Swift is seen attending "Good Morning America"on November 11, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
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Taylor Swift
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 11: Singer Taylor Swift is seen attending "Good Morning America"on November 11, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
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Taylor Swift
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 11: Singer Taylor Swift is seen attending "Good Morning America"on November 11, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)
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Taylor Swift
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 11: Singer Taylor Swift enters the "Good Morning America" taping at the ABC Times Square Studios on November 11, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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Taylor Swift
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 11: Singer Taylor Swift enters the "Good Morning America" taping at the ABC Times Square Studios on November 11, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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Taylor Swift
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 11: Singer Taylor Swift leaves the "Good Morning America" taping at the ABC Times Square Studios on November 11, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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Taylor Swift
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 11: Singer Taylor Swift enters the "Good Morning America" taping at the ABC Times Square Studios on November 11, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
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Taylor Swift
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 11: Singer Taylor Swift enters the "Good Morning America" taping at the ABC Times Square Studios on November 11, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/GC Images)
