Britney Is Just Happy To Be Here At This Point

It truly is an amazing feat that Britney Spears‘  brain has necessitated enough willpower to keep her breathing all these years,  and since it has to work so hard to keep her upright, it doesn’t have enough useable energy left to keep her from having resting derp face. She got the key to the city of Las Vegas yesterday, so expect to see her on the news for trying to unlock a gas station to get a hot dog.