Oh Hey, Katherine McPhee’s Legs And Butt
Katharine McPhee attended the People’s Choice Awards 2015 Nominations Press Conference yesterday, and I really don’t care about that, but my penis is sitting right here with me somewhere and he said his choice is her ass and legs. The last time we heard from Katharine McPhee, she was basically banging a married dude against a car in broad daylight, so let’s not pretend that what I just said will offend her. To be honest, it actually offends me that you would think that. What about my penis’ feelings? What has he ever done to you to make you speak about him in this way?