Ariana Grande Has A New Video, Stalker

Ariana Grande released the music video for her new single, “Love Me Harder”, which I hope is about anal sex, and she basically just writhes on a bed and rubs herself the whole time while still wearing those bunny ears for some reason. A dude with some weird dreads shows up periodically to sing some stuff and then we cut back to Ariana grinding on a bed with her ass in the air. So I’m pretty sure this is about anal sex. Either way, I’m sure her stalker with love it.

Ariana Grande has been receiving strange gifts from a Massachusetts fan … but despite threats from cops … he vows to keep sending them. Police in Lowell, MA paid a visit to the home of 29-year-old Tim Normandin, after Ariana’s record label complained the guy was sending Ariana a slew of packages. Inside the boxes:

— 42.5 pound pumpkin

— 8 Yankee candles

— Dog and cat calendars

— 3-piece mirror set from Kmart

— $200 anklet from Kay Jewelers

— Rock from the White Mountains of New Hampshire

We’re told cops warned Normandin to stop sending packages or he’d face criminal harassment charges, but he was undeterred. The guy is steadfast … he’s trying to get Ariana’s attention.

Bruh. If you wanna love Ariana Grande harder, you’re gonna have to come with better than a cat calendar and some shit from K-Mart. At least get the stuff from Target. Bitches love Target.  And Amazon wishlists. And try to stay away from pumpkins that possibly have tumors. To be honest, I find chicks respond better when you buy them nothing and pull away emotionally for no reason.