Hey remember that time Kendall and Kylie Jenner wrote a dystopian science fiction book called Rebels of Indra in between manicures and stem cell facials? Good times.
According to data from the Nielsen BookScan, obtained by Radar, the Jenner sister’s tome, penned with help from author Maya Sloan, has sold just 13,000 copies since going on sale in June . (Nielsen’s book data accounts for approximately 75% of book sales.)…Even more embarrassing for the Jenners, their attempt at dystopian fiction sits at a measly 9,556 on the Amazon sales chart, and is ranked two of five stars with 136 customers weighing in with reviews. “Garbage from start to finish,” one reader wrote. “Don’t bother wasting your time or money on this piece of trash. The trees that died to make this would have been better off as toilet paper.” Others slammed it as “unoriginal,” “blatantly stupid,” “dumbed down” — in short, “the worst book ever.”
Read that blockquote again. Now realize Snooki and Nicole Richie are New York Times best-selling authors. Fucking Snooki. And Snooki thinks a book is something you do to get an appointment at a tanning salon. They’ll sell more copies if they wrote a suicide note.
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INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 24: Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner arrive at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
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INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 24: Models Kylie Jenner (L) and Kendall Jenner take selfies at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for MTV)
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INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 24: TV personalities Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner attend the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by MTV/MTV1415/Getty Images for MTV)
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INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 24: TV personality Kylie Jenner (L) and model Kendall Jenner attend the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
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INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 24: TV personalities Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner attend the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by MTV/MTV1415/Getty Images for MTV)
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INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 24: TV personalities Kendall Jenner (L) and Kylie Jenner attend the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/MTV1415/FilmMagic)
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INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 24: TV personalities Kendall Jenner (L) and Kylie Jenner attend the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
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INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 24: Models Kendall Jenner (L) and Kylie Jenner attend the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images for MTV)
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INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 24: Models Kendall Jenner (L) and Kylie Jenner attend the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images for MTV)
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INGLEWOOD, CA - AUGUST 24: Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner arrive at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
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NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 28: Kendall Jenner (L) and Kylie Jenner attend DuJour Magazine's Jason Binn celebrating Kendall and Kylie Jenner's Bruce Weber shoot presented by Juice Press at Lavo Restaurant on August 28, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images for DuJour Magazine)
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NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 28: Kendall Jenner (L) and Kylie Jenner attend DuJour Magazine's Jason Binn celebrating Kendall and Kylie Jenner's Bruce Weber shoot presented by Juice Press at Lavo Restaurant on August 28, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images for DuJour Magazine)
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NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 28: Kendall Jenner (L) and Kylie Jenner attend DuJour Magazine's Jason Binn celebrating Kendall and Kylie Jenner's Bruce Weber shoot presented by Juice Press at Lavo Restaurant on August 28, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for DuJour Magazine)
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NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 28: Kendall Jenner (L) and Kylie Jenner attend DuJour Magazine's Jason Binn celebrating Kendall and Kylie Jenner's Bruce Weber shoot presented by Juice Press at Lavo Restaurant on August 28, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for DuJour Magazine)
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NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 28: Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner attend DuJour Magazine Celebrates Kendall & Kylie Jenner at Lavo on August 28, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Bennett Raglin/WireImage)