Jessica Biel Is Also Pregnant

DOWNSIDE: Jessica Biel is pregnant. UPSIDE: Jessica Biel’s ass will get bigger.

A pal close to the 7th Heaven star revealed the exciting news after weeks of feverish speculation and baby bump sightings. “Jessica is at least three months pregnant,” the source said. “And she’s due in April!” A second source revealed that the actress hasn’t had it easy getting pregnant in the past. “Jessica has had tense times in the past when it comes to having a baby, so it is not surprising that she is staying mum on confirming the news publicly yet,” the other insider said.

I was gonna post this “Jessica is pregnant” post before the last “Jessica is pregnant” post, but Radar Online makes you watch a long ass advertisement before you get to cut and paste, because I guess they really need the money, so here’s my “Jessica Biel” is pregnant post finally. But why does this source automatically assume Justin Timberlake is the father? Do they know where I was three months ago? I mean, I’m not one to start rumors. Just sayin.