The Taylor Swift Wax Figure Isn’t Creepy At All

I thought about going to see Annabelle at some point, but now I guess I don’t have to, because Madame Tussauds just unveiled this new wax figure of Taylor Swift. It’s all dead eyes, high-waisted shorts, and extra money saved from not having to use any wax in the ass. Christ. I think if you say “Taylor Swift” five times in a mirror, this appears behind you holding a cat and a Target bag to ask directions to the nearest pumpkin patch.