Kim Kardashian Still Has Birthday Parties At 34

You know Kim Kardashian has that special kind of female psychosis that makes chicks celebrate their “birthday week” and also makes them lack any other ideas than “OMG Vegas!” for where they want to spend their birthday. So here she is turning 34 at TAO Nightclub with her rack hanging out while her infant is unaware that she is in store for a lifetime of her own deep, female  psychological trauma that will force her to ask people on Facebook in July what she should wear for Halloween.