Blake Lively Got Knocked Up
I woke up this morning and saw a bunch of posts on Facebook saying ‘SERENA IS PREGNANT!”, and I thought they meant Serena Williams. I knew that couldn’t be right, so I did some more research and found out that they meant Blake Lively. So yeah, Blake Lively is pregnant. And apparently she just causally dropped a pregnatie (pregnant selfie?) on her website. That’s cool. Because nobody really wants to see your ultrasound or the stick you pee on on Facebook. Cut that shit out. It’s gross. There’s 7 billion people in the world. Let’s not celebrate another person who might get Ebola soon. It’s unseemly. Anyway, I find it hard to believe that this is the first time Ryan Reynolds didn’t willingly pull out of Blake Lively. I could probably get her pregnant by looking at her. With my mind.