Taylor Swift Still Has No Clue
Taylor Swift makes her debut on the cover of British Vogue this month, and since they also asked her to open her mouth, Taylor Swift brought up her recent favorite subject: constantly talking about how she doesn’t want to date anyone. You know, unless someone offers.
“Dating or finding someone is the last thing on my mind, because I can’t picture how it could work with the way my life is,” she added. “I don’t know how a guy is supposed to walk next to his girlfriend when there are 20 men with cameras, and he can’t protect his girlfriend because that’s the life she chose. I just don’t see how it could work, so I don’t think about it, and I kind of run from it when it presents itself. ‘Cause I don’t think any guy really… They think that they would want to get to know me, and maybe date me, but I don’t think they want what comes with it.”
Yep, that’s it. Men who date you are worried about cameras following them. Especially the famous men who you’ve dated that surprisingly had their pictures taken before and after they dated you. Maybe they only had 10 cameras around then. Not sure they could handle that extra 10. Another theory floating around is that they know that as soon as they breakup with you, you’ll write an entire album about them. Or they know that you have spent so much time with cats that you can seemingly control their natural instinct to apathetically kill at will and carry them around NYC like a chihuahua who just got sedated for a road trip. Keep in mind that these are just theories, so they might not be true. Like we have Ebola in America now because we took God out of Dallas airports.