Settle Down, Demi Lovato
Hey, remember that time when white chicks thought they could just get implants and still have comically flat asses and we’d all be cool with it? Those days are over now, because the appropriation of black culture has come full circle, so here’s Demi Lovato feeling comfortable enough now to say “hey, I had this ass all long” since the media has told her the standards of beauty now include DAT ASS on their subjective itemized list. I’m pretty much down for whenever a passably attractive cute chick with a nice ass bends over, but please keep in mind that Demi does a shitload of cocaine and cuts herself. Some asses just ain’t worth all that.