Kanye Is Putting Kim In An Armored Car Now

Let’s brush over the fact that Kanye West is wearing legit leg warmers in these pics and focus on the realization that we live in a world where Kim Kardashian‘s self-importance has reached ‘I need to be in an armored car” levels.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are bulletproof — or will be very soon — because they’re ramping up their personal security — complete with ARMORED VEHICLESafter a frightening assault in Paris. Our Kim and Kanye sources say … K&K were “freaked out” after Kim was almost tackled to the ground by a crazy man. They’re especially upset because the Paris paparazzi are following them in hordes … and crowd control has become extremely difficult. Our sources say … they’ve hired 2 additional teams of armed bodyguards who will encircle them whenever they’re in public during Fashion Week.

“After a frightening assault”? Not sure I would classify it as that, but okay. Whatever you need to say to justify getting an armored vehicle, I guess. Kanye could probably get a discount if he buys one without a door in the back, because if Kim gets shot in the ass there’s a good chance she won’t feel it. Or in the forehead. Or basically anywhere in the face. if somebody really wants to scare Kim, I’d suggest saying all the laser hair removal places in Paris have been shut down.