Ariana Grande’s Life Coach Quit
Ed.’s Note: Okay, maybe I lied about scrolling past these pics. Whatever. You lie all the time! I’ve seen your Instagram. There’s no way Marilyn Monroe said that.
Hey, here’s another “Ariana Grande is a diva bitch who everybody hates story”. Sweet!
Ariana Grande, plagued by rumors of a bad attitude, has become such a diva that even her life coach couldn’t handle it, says a source. We’re told that the 21-year-old rising pop star’s life coach, who was in charge of keeping her centered and healthy, walked off the job months ago because he just couldn’t handle her attitude. “He just couldn’t take it anymore,” says the insider. “Everything people are saying about her is true.”
So this is from Page Six, so there’s a 50% chance their source is an empty Starbucks cup, and they wrote this so people will link the story. So good job on that, Page Six. I linked it. Happy now? But let’s just say all this is true. You know what’s also true? My undying love for her ass. Asses don’t need life coaches anyway. That seems like a real waste of money when you think about it. “Life coach”? That sounds like some made up shit.